1:13pm August 27, 2014
wizard-party-forever asked: Hey, do you have any tips/links to pages that will help me describe using a weapon that I don't actually know how to use? I have an idea for a story that involves a lot of fighting and violence (bonus points for tips on how to write that too!) but I honestly have never even touched any kind of weapon apart from, like, kitchen knives.


Well, I think the first thing to realize is that weapons were specifically developed for different fighting styles, so to begin with you’re going to want to have a good idea of which weapon/weapon(s) it is your character uses and the fighting style that they will be fighting in. Here’s a few links I found that may help:

Battle Axe:

Axes Vs. Swords

Spears:  (FYI, actually the best common weapon in history.)

Wikipedia Page

Fighting With the Staff and Spear


Types of Swords 

Sword Fighting Techniques (Might be a decent starting point for further research)

(You’ll have to do more research on your own since this is a huge subject and different swords can have very different fighting techniques. Be sure you read about the sword you’re interested in using thoroughly to be sure you have your character using it the right way.)

War Hammers


Knife and Dagger Fighting

Bow & Arrow/Crossbow

One thing to note is that the bow and arrow has never (or not often) been used in direct combat. The reason is pretty simple. If you can take down your enemy from a safe, secure position far away from the main fight, why wouldn’t you take that for granted? You get a little more flexibility with a crossbow. One thing that always amuses me about crossbows, by the way, is how little they’re used in fiction. They’re just as deadly as guns with the added bonus of being pretty much totally silent. 


There are a million different types of guns, and each of them has its own use. One thing I’ll note here is that guns require a ton of research, especially if your story is set in the “real” world, so be prepared to take on that task if you have them in your story.

In a lot of popular fiction, you’ll see weapons like whips being used in combat on a regular basis. Whenever you feel the need to bring a more unusual weapon into your story, always stop and think about whether or not it’s actually practical. Nothing breaks me out of a scene quicker than thinking, “Yeah right! Like that would ever happen!”

Also pay attention to whether two weapons would be practical to use against one another. A smart fighter isn’t going to stand around and try to hold his own when he knows he’s seriously outclassed on the basis of his opponent’s weapon alone. 

One more thing to note - a character is never going to be able to pick up a weapon they haven’t been trained to use and have the ability to fight with it. They may be able to at least hold their own if it’s similar to a weapon they do know how to use, but they certainly aren’t going to be an expert with it. Using any weapon requires extensive training, otherwise the weapon is going to be a hindrance more than it’s going to be an asset.

As for actually writing it, remember: you do not have to offer your readers a blow by blow account of what’s happening. When you write a fight scene, it should essentially be a highlight reel of the biggest and most badass moments that happen during that fight. 

Write in shorter, faster-paced sentences to build tension, and pay attention to what your POV character would actually be able to notice.

For example, they may feel themselves get cut, but they’re probably not going to have time to take notes of the severity of the injury or the specifics of it. They’re probably not going to notice their best friend getting cut down on the other side of the room, although they might hear an ally scream for help. In a serious fight, your character is going to have to compartmentalize and focus on the most important thing - survival. 

I may come back later today and try to comment a bit more on writing action scenes, but I think these basics are a good starting point. Above all else, just be realistic about what your characters can do and what they can pull off in a fight. 

1:10pm August 27, 2014


Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

12:52pm August 25, 2014


Ch. 54 | That Butler, Unparalleled.

12:50pm August 25, 2014



Toph’s blindness was one of the most excellently handled aspects of AtLA because it wasn’t treated like a disability. So often in shows (and especially children’s animation) disabled characters are limited to apperances in “very special episodes” where the main characters have to learn a lesson that these people are capable “in spite of” their handicaps, like that episode of Kim Possible wherein Kim constantly stumbles over herself around Felix. This approach is often just as insulting as making them the butt of jokes, because it’s patronizing and it limits the amount of roles disabled characters are allowed to have.

Avatar challenged that stereotype with Teo, and then sent a giant middle finger its way by introducing Toph. She’s turned what would otherwise be a disability into an advantage, and she’s not afraid to crack jokes about it. She functions well enough that the other characters often forget that she is blind, but at the same time it’s an integral part of her bending and allows her to be the greatest earthbender ever. It sends a powerful message that having a physical disability does not make you less of a person, and often affords you a unique perspective that the so-called “normal” people never get to experience.

One of the many reasons I love this show.

I’ve reblogged this before, but I’m reblogging it again. Best character. <3

12:48pm August 25, 2014


photos from tanzania’s ngorongoro conservation area by mitsuaki iwago

12:44pm August 25, 2014



one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

mom jokes > dad jokes

12:36pm August 25, 2014

Get ready to run. See Dylan O’Brien in The Maze Runner, September 19.


Get ready to run. See Dylan O’Brien in The Maze Runner, September 19.

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Here are the results for the fantasy section of the survey.

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